Have you ever wondered why the word "abracadabra" doesn't work? It's because the magic word is "Leftnnkmma". It works especially well on dog and cats. Just say it to them and watch their expression.
Schadenfreude: pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. [German : schaden, damage + freude, joy]. Schneiden: to cut; to carve; to slice, to pare; to clip; to mow; to prune; to trim [German]